Who is the real me?

The picture with half of Heineken, well my attempt was to get a photo with him, but since he's teething he would rather eat my hand instead of smiling. My beautiful godchild, Lauren. She's a little out there, if you didn't know what creativity meant but you knew Lauren, all I would have to say is her name. She's crazy, and knows everything when she's only three. I love her to death and I'm so happy she came into my family. I have a habit, of taking pictures of my self at random times. For a while I didn't have a recent picture of my short hair on my facebook and that bothered me, so as much as I could I took pictures of myself with my hair down and finally I got the close up one.